Rekt Survivor Basic Keyboard – For When You Smash Your Fancy One in Rage
📦 Product Details:
Material: ABS
Key Number: 104
Interface: USB
Cable Length: 1.5M
Supported Systems: Windows 98/95/NT/ME/2000/XP/Vista/7.0/8.0
Backlight Controls:
FN+LED: Toggle backlight breathing effect
FN+PD/PU: Adjust backlight brightness
Package Weight: 752g / 1.65 pounds
Package Size: 460*190*35mm / 18.1*7.48*1.37inches
Package Includes:
1 x Keyboard
When the market crashes, your keyboard shouldn’t. Introducing the Rekt Survivor Basic Keyboard – the ultimate backup for when your emotions get the best of you.
Let’s face it: in the wild world of Web3, there will be moments when you want to rage-smash your keyboard. Maybe it’s a rug pull, a failed trade, MEV attack, or just another slippage spike. That’s why Rekt Survivor stocks this no-nonsense, durable keyboard – because even degens need a backup plan. Plus, the backlight ensures you can keep typing in the dark when the electricity bill doesn’t get paid (we’ve all been there).
⌨️ Why This Keyboard?
Built to Survive: Durable, simple, and ready to handle your rage-induced typing sessions.
Backlight for the Dark Times: Literally. When the lights go out, this keyboard keeps you going.
Large, Bold Keys: Easy to read and type, even when your vision is blurry from staring at charts all night.
🔥 Features That Flex
Ergonomic Design: Comfortable, non-slip texture so your hands don’t tire during those marathon trading sessions.
Multimedia Control Keys: Manage your music, web, and videos with ease (because even degens need a break).
Adjustable Backlight: Breathes brighter and dimmer, just like your hopes during a bull run.
✨ Why Rekt Survivor?
For the Culture: We speak your language – from “wen moon” to “GM.”
Quality You Can Trust: Built to survive bear markets, bull runs, and everything in between.
Meme-Approved: Designed by degens, for degens.
🚀 Who is This For?
Rage Typers: For those moments when the market makes you want to smash something.
Budget-Conscious Degens: When the electricity bill is due, but you still need to trade.
Backup Planners: Because even your keyboard deserves a backup.
Rekt Survivor Basic Keyboard – Because Your Emotions Shouldn’t Cost You a Fancy Keyboard.
Disclaimer: This keyboard won’t make your portfolio greener, but it will survive your rage. DYOK (Destroy Your Own Keyboard).
👀 Ready to Flex? Grab Your Rekt Survivor Basic Keyboard Now. WAGMI. 🚀